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November 19, 2012
QUOTABLES FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH SETH MEYERS” NOVEMBER 17, 2012 |
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“WEEKEND UPDATE” ANCHOR SETH MEYERS – “David Petraeus and his alleged mistress Paula Broadwell reportedly used a trick popular with terrorist by leaving untraceable messages for each other in the draft folder of a shared email account. And in another trick borrowed from terrorists, it blew up in their faces.”
MEYERS – “It was revealed that the shirtless photo an FBI agent sent to Jill Kelley was not intended to be flirtatious, but instead was a joke photo of the agent standing shirtless next to two target dummies. Ohhhhhh, that doesn’t make it better.”
MEYERS – “In a conference call with major donors on Wednesday, Mitt Romney said President Obama won re-election because he gave “big gifts” to targeted groups such as black people, Hispanics and younger voters. Though some believe Obama won because of the big gift he got from Republicans.”
MEYERS – “People Magazine has named Channing Tatum as this year’s Sexiest Man Alive. For more on this story, give your aunt wine.”
MEYERS – “Victoria’s Secret this week apologized to the Native American community for featuring a model in a recent fashion show wearing a feather headdress and buckskin bikini. Said one Native American, ‘Yes. That is the worst thing that’s ever happened to us.’”
MEYERS – “Kentucky police arrested a woman after she had pictures developed showing her two children holding marijuana and apparently trying to smoke a joint. Kentucky: where people still get pictures developed.”
MEYERS – “A Rhode Island man was arrested after he told a Knock-Knock joke at a bar and for the punchline pulled down his pants and waved his genitals around. Though some blame rests with the guy at the bar who asked ‘genitals who?’”
MEYERS – “This year’s Rockefeller Center Christmas tree was found in Flanders, New Jersey and is 82 feet tall. While this year’s Rockefeller Center Menorah fell between the fridge and the counter in the break room.”
MEYERS – This week the annual world’s biggest liar competition was held in England, in which contestants are given five minutes to tell the best fib they can. First prize went to a guy in the audience who said ‘this is fun.’”
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